At least I don't have a Lab -- let's call her "Chessie" -- who requires ACL surgery to the tune of $4,000, followed by three months of physical therapy and rehab.
And I don't own another Lab -- oh, let's call this one "Tippy" -- who recently gnawed through Chessie's prescription bottle of anti-inflammatory pills and downed her stash.
And shortly afterward, I'd be cramming a syringe of peroxide down Tippy's throat to induce vomiting; then I'd be sifting through a mound of barf to count how many semi-digested pills made a round trip.
And Monday morning I'd be chasing Tippy around with a tupperware container to capture her pee for lab testing.
And Monday morning I'd be chasing Tippy around with a tupperware container to capture her pee for lab testing.
Don't forget the $100 for Tipi's lab tests and $89 to replace the pills she ate. Ahh, misery loves company.
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